I prefer the version where president is substituted for business.

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’ Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’ S o the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.’ The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.’

The little boy replies, ‘The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

Q)What's the difference between a baby and an apple? A)I don't cum all over an apple before eating it

Q)What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A)I don't know about you, but I get a hard-on

Q)What would the Beatles have been called if they were black? A)Niggers

(Disclaimer: I'm not a bad guy. Seriously, I'm not)

A man takes a bus tour through a Native American reservation. About halfway through the tour, the guide stops the bus and points out a man sitting on the side of the road. "That's Old Chief Crazyhorse. He never forgets anything". The tour group disembarks the bus and walks over to meet the Chief. Skeptical, the man asks of the Chief, "What did you have for breakfast on April 5, 1964?". "Eggs" replies the Chief. The man dismisses the answer as nonsense, gets back on the bus with the group and finishes the trip.

Years later, the man is driving along a road in the same area and spots Old Chief Crazyhorse. He pulls over and winds down the window. Struggling to remember Native American customs, he greets the Chief with a "How". Looking up, the Chief replies, "Scrambled".